Sassy Plans

Inside this book

Recorded sticker description from the catalog — a guide to what’s inside, not a page-by-page inventory or verified count.

• Rose gold foil but first coffee
• coffee
• coffee and sarcasm
• rose gold foil oh heck no
• rose gold foil we have a strategic plan it’s called doing things
• herb kelleher
• rose gold foil not today
• rose gold foil no way
• rose gold foil maybe tomorrow
• rose gold foil good try
• rose gold foil bite me
• donut
• rose gold foil punch today in the face
• rose gold foil sassy happy planner
• rose gold foil they say the best things take time that’s why i’m always late
• rose gold foil whoops it happened again
• rose gold foil nope
• good try
• i’m so excited i just wet my plants
• girls just wanna have funds
• nothing screws up your friday like realizing it’s only tuesday
• another fine day ruined by productivity
• i love naps movies and long walks to the kitchen
• fun day
• whoops it happened again
• maybe if we all sit extremely still monday won’t be able to see us
• today has been canceled
• friday is my second favorite f word
• lemon
• i got 99 bobby pins and i can’t find a single one
• bobby pin
• i don’t know how to act my age
• i’ve never been this age before
• silver foil just leaf me alone
• silver foil ugh
• silver foil I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday
• silver foil that’s enough todaying for today
• silver foil don’t give up on your dreams keep sleeping
• silver foil maybe wine will help
• I can be totally flexible
• can’t touch this
• cactus
• hot mess
• I already need to take a nap tomorrow
• everything whale be alright
• whale
• pretending to be a mature adult is so freaking exhausting
• I would like to confirm that I do not care
• inhale exhale
• relaxing today adulting tomorrow
• can not adult today
• etc end of thinking capacity
• favorite childhood memory not paying bills
• don’t grow up it’s a trap
• cleverly disguised as an adult
• live life with a little spice
• my bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I forgot to do
• need a nap
• hold on I’ve got to overthink about it
• my life (glasses/books)
• nope not today
• put on your big girl pants
• if there aren’t palm trees I’m not going
• palm trees
• majestic as flock
• flamingo
• being an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done
• thank goodness I don’t have to hunt for my food I don’t even know where tacos live
• tacos
• classy but I cuss just a little
• single married it’s complicated divorced tacos
• blah blah blah
• I dusted once and it all came back I’m not falling for that again
• did you say exercise or extra fries
• fries
• no fox given
• fox
• funday every day
• the first five days after the weekend are the hardest
• beach please
• thumbs up
• thumbs down
• 90% coffee 10% dry shampoo
• born to be wild but only till 9 pm
• heck yeah
• canceled
• I heart the weekend
• rose gold foil I just can’t even
• I just can’t even
• rose gold foil that’s enough todaying for today
• rose gold foil did my best
• rose gold foil kicked butt today
• rose gold foil ask me if I give a #%*!
• rose gold foil did my best
• rose gold foil today has been canceled
• rose gold foil no #?%*! given
• rose gold foil I kicked today’s butt
• rose gold foil punch today in the face
• that’s enough todaying for today
• today has been canceled
• did my best
• kicked butt today
• ask me if I give a #%*!
• no #?%*! given
• I kicked today’s butt
• punch today in the face
• girl
• you so fly
• chill
• winning
• ha ha ha no
• life is so good
• well done
• killed it
• did my best
• yaaas
• crushed it
• omg
• yes
• yep
• lol no
• win
• ha
• so not cool
• not cool
• not gonna happen
• !@&#*$*%*!@$$@#*
• is it Friday yet
• canceled
• swearing helps I swear
• heck no
• do-over
• ugh
• fail
• meh
• nope
• double box rose gold foil note to self
• double box rose gold foil winning
• double box rose gold foil oops
• rose gold foil sorry not sorry
• rose gold foil just move on
• rose gold foil pjs all day
• rose gold foil totally ignored my phone
• rose gold foil bought more stickers
• rose gold foil waitin for the weekend
• rose gold foil retail therapy
• rose gold foil got nothing done
• rose gold foil order takeout
• double box note to self
• double box winning
• double box oops
• how bout nope
• hot mess
• messy bun havin fun
• sleep in again
• not today
• what the heck
• broke again
• not feelin it
• movies all day
• sleep all day
• planner supply shopping
• can’t adult today
• time for wine
• let the stress begin
• sorry not sorry
• just move on
• pjs all day
• totally ignored my phone
• bought more stickers
• waitin for the weekend
• retail therapy
• got nothing done
• order takeout
• checklists
• paid the bills
• woke up on time
• did what I wanted
• lazy day
• called my mom
• gave a #%*!
• sick day
• adulted like a boss
• did one of the things
• held my tongue
• got #%*! done
• sticker shopping
• didn’t swear today
• silver foil not happening
• silver foil oops
• silver foil too lazy
• silver foil I forgot
• silver foil sorry not sorry
• silver foil rain check
• silver foil naptime
• silver foil is it Friday
• silver foil lol nope
• silver foil late again
• silver foil no freaking way
• silver foil whatever
• silver foil nope
• silver foil cancel
• silver foil later
• silver foil can’t
• silver foil naptime
• silver foil ugh
• eraser do-over
• eraser oopsie
• eraser oops
• eraser fail
• eraser
• silver foil idk
• silver foil lol bye
• silver foil not today
• silver foil meh
• silver foil nope
• silver foil ?#@*&%!
• silver foil functional box
• frowny face
• today has been canceled
• ain’t nobody got time for that
• work schedule coffee blah blah blah drive home wine
• blah
• wine plus dinner equals winner
• laundry today or naked tomorrow
• I can do anything with a little profanity and sarcasm
• blah blah blah
• cactus
• succulent
• rose gold I’m a succa for puns
• rose gold today has been canceled
• rose gold patience what you have when there are too many witnesses
• my brain is giving me the silent treatment today
• rose gold frowny face
• rose gold why be moody when you can shake your booty
• cassette
• tape
• rose gold don’t give up on your dreams keep sleeping
• rose gold coffee o’clock
• rose gold I like to have my cake and eat it too
• rose gold heck yeah
• rose gold lol no
• the only circle of trust you should have is a donut
• I’m glad it’s the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the stuff I should be doing
• warning chocolate makes your clothes shrink
• chocolate
• life is too short for fake butter cheese or people
• a balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand
• ice cream
• punch today in the face
• today has been canceled
• sarcasm is my superpower
• when you want a glass of wine but you realize it’s not even noon and you’re still at work
• be the unicorn you’ve always wanted to be
• bye Felicia
• whoops it happened again
• maybe wine will help
• all aboard the struggle bus
• lips
• as if
• put on your big girl pants
• floral
• pretty sure I seized the wrong day
• watch out world today I’m adulting
• my brain is giving me the silent treatment today
• silver foil award ribbons
• award ribbons
• kicked butt today award ribbon
• good try award ribbon
• heck yeah award ribbon
• adulted like a boss award ribbon
• gave a #%*! award ribbon
• bought more stickers award ribbon
• I put my big girl pants on award ribbon
• did my best award ribbon