Quotes

Inside this book

Recorded sticker description from the catalog — a guide to what’s inside, not a page-by-page inventory or verified count.

• some days I amaze myself other days I put my keys in the fridge
• I don’t mean to brag but I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes
• date night
• surround yourself with tacos not negativity
• I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited
• movie night
• kick today’s butt
• gold foil I have no idea what I’m doing
• gold foil calories don’t count on the weekend
• gold foil donut
• gold foil today I will put on my positive pants
• gold foil get it girl
• gold foil making it up as I go
• gold foil I didn’t see anyone today so I’m wearing this again tomorrow
• omg
• ha
• yes
• yep
• win
• ugh
• fail
• meh
• how bout no
• I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance
• can not adult today
• my brain has too many tabs open
• you’re doing amazing sweetie
• why be moody when you can shake your booty
• punch today in the face
• as long as everything is exactly the way I want it I can be totally flexible
• Sunday should come with a pause button
• don’t forget
• important
• must do
• today
• scallop page décor
• gold foil don’t give up on your dreams keep sleeping
• gold foil maybe wine will help
• gold foil asterisk
• gold foil fun day
• gold foil functional box
• I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter
• maybe tomorrow
• I’ve reached the age where happy hour is a nap
• I came I saw I left early
• not gonna happen
• laundry today or naked tomorrow
• I would like to confirm that I do not care
• star
• OK fine
• meh washi strip
• blah washi strip
• ugh washi strip
• relaxing today adulting tomorrow
• waiting for the weekend
• ain’t nobody got time for that
• if cauliflower can somehow become pizza you can do anything
• sleep all day
• skip today
• asterisk
• adulted like a boss
• I made a huge to do list for today I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it
• it’s the weekend I shall celebrate by staying home
• I just want to spend the rest of my life laughing
• I just want to lie in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread
• the first five days after the weekend are the hardest
• lol nope
• need a nap
• weekend plans move just enough so people know I’m still alive
• of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advice
• my favorite childhood memory is not paying bills
• gold foil lol
• gold foil night in
• gold foil appt
• gold foil me time
• gold foil PJs all day
• gold foil pizza night
• gold foil taco night
• gold foil wine time
• gold foil girls night
• pizza night
• taco night
• killed it
• 3 day weekend
• retail therapy
• donut
• wine time
• I think it’s nap o’clock
• if you made it through middle school you can make it through this
• I can’t even
• did my best
• lazy weekend
• sassy but classy
• naptime
• heck yeah
• hold on I’ve got to overthink about it
• omg
• being an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done
• date night
• reminder
• today
• I was born to be wild but only til 9pm or so
• running on caffeine and dry shampoo
• hot mess
• heart
• did my best
• vacation plans
• no way
• good try
• girl you so fly
• skip today
• what’s for dinner
• both of us can’t look good at the same time it’s either me or the house
• you totally got this
• today has been canceled
• yaas
• it’s the weekend I shall celebrate by staying home
• now is the time to be nice to friends with a pool
• another fine day ruined by responsibility
• I miss complaining about it being too hot
• gold foil if you hang out with me for too long I’ll brainwash you into believing in yourself and knowing you can achieve anything
• gold foil ice cream is a totally acceptable meal at this point
• gold foil Friday is only four days away
• gold foil nope
• gold foil really
• gold foil yaas
• gold foil it’s OK
• gold foil head says gym heart says donuts
• gold foil party on
• gold foil don’t worry if plan A fails there are 25 other letters in the alphabet
• gold foil not today
• gold foil vacay mode
• get it girl
• I’m gonna need you to be strong today I whisper to my coffee
• woo
• if we’re not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge
• vacation
• bur first coffee
• hello weekend
• life is too short for non-wow projects
• TGIF
• it's better to be happy in leggings than sad in jeans
• I didn’t see anyone today so I’m wearing this again tomorrow
• it’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them
• whip it good
• maybe wine will help